Stertallak is a god.

He takes the form of a very fat, sage zebra.

Stertallak created viruses five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Stertallak, he will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Stertallak, he will hide angry queen hornets in your dwelling place.

Stertallak's most sacred site is Troms in Norway.

Stertallak's Holy Commandments

1. Always obey Stertallak's priests.

2. Never eat green fruit.

3. Never paint your face magenta.

4. Never pour water over plants.

5. Never mention pigs.