Fadrotquillzimlipmob is a god.

She takes the form of a three hundred metre long, fast jellyfish.

Fadrotquillzimlipmob created the Milkyway two billion years ago.

If you believe in Fadrotquillzimlipmob, she will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Fadrotquillzimlipmob, she will turn you into a giant snail.

Fadrotquillzimlipmob's most sacred site is Manakuppam in India.

Fadrotquillzimlipmob's Holy Commandments

1. Always obey Fadrotquillzimlipmob's priests.

2. Erect a giant tin sculpture of Fadrotquillzimlipmob in the centre of the settlement.

3. Respect your elders.

4. Never feed coconuts to seals while wearing pink ear rings.

5. Do not make images of living things.