Tunsigapp is a god.

He takes the form of a fat, happy hedgehog.

Tunsigapp created the solar system nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Tunsigapp, he will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Tunsigapp, he will denounce you as a heretic.

Tunsigapp's most sacred site is Gadna in Hungary.

Tunsigapp's Holy Commandments

1. Do not commit murder.

2. Do not drink alcohol.

3. Never talk about porpoises.

4. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

5. Draw representations of planets on the walls of your dwelling place.