Tunsigapp is a god.
He takes the form of a fat, happy
hedgehog.
Tunsigapp created the solar system nine quadrillion years ago.
If you believe in
Tunsigapp, he will look favourably on your prayers.
If you do not believe in
Tunsigapp, he will denounce you as a heretic.
Tunsigapp's most sacred site is Gadna in Hungary.
Tunsigapp's Holy Commandments1. Do not commit murder.
2. Do not drink alcohol.
3. Never talk about porpoises.
4. Do not listen to heathen tongues.
5. Draw representations of planets on the walls of your dwelling place.