Dabmiffot is a god.

It takes the form of a blubbery, uncaring deer.

Dabmiffot created the Sunflower Galaxy four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Dabmiffot, it will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Dabmiffot, it will send three marmosets to sort you out.

Dabmiffot's most sacred site is Cuandixia in China.

Dabmiffot's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink alcohol.

2. Never talk about voles.

3. Never eat bread.

4. Always wear orange.

5. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.