Budminlad is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely heavy, confident snail.

Budminlad created a photon three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Budminlad, it will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Budminlad, it will cry a lot.

Budminlad's most sacred site is Khwee in Botswana.

Budminlad's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to music.

2. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

3. Never feed lots of bananas to dolphins while wearing violet boots.

4. Always take life seriously.

5. Run away if five dogs approach from the west.