Ciploopfodbonknabneghad is a god.

He takes the form of a fat, witty fairy.

Ciploopfodbonknabneghad created the Cigar Galaxy eight million years ago.

If you believe in Ciploopfodbonknabneghad, he will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Ciploopfodbonknabneghad, he will turn you into a sheep.

Ciploopfodbonknabneghad's most sacred site is Sanabo in Egypt.

Ciploopfodbonknabneghad's Holy Commandments

1. Pray towards the south.

2. Never write about moons.

3. Respect your elders.

4. Never think ill of sick gulls.

5. Do not speak about lentils.