Dodmipsan is a god.

It takes the form of a large, wise dove.

Dodmipsan created light nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Dodmipsan, it will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Dodmipsan, it will destroy your home planet.

Dodmipsan's most sacred site is Rautio in Finland.

Dodmipsan's Holy Commandments

1. Never play with disobedient children.

2. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Dodmipsan.

3. Never think about the strong nuclear force near mites while wearing violet dresses and balancing five nickel spheres on your face.

4. Look mercifully on unfortunate frogs.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.