Tenpagcar Bitcenbafwapvad is a god.

She takes the form of a giant, amazing goat.

Tenpagcar Bitcenbafwapvad created the Sun seven million years ago.

If you believe in Tenpagcar Bitcenbafwapvad, she will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Tenpagcar Bitcenbafwapvad, she will have a very low opinion of you.

Tenpagcar Bitcenbafwapvad's most sacred site is Zlatolist in Bulgaria.

Tenpagcar Bitcenbafwapvad's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about dark matter near swans while wearing pink dresses.

2. Tenpagcar Bitcenbafwapvad loves cats, so they must be respected.

3. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

4. You must pray to Tenpagcar Bitcenbafwapvad four times a day.

5. Never chant in the presence of tapirs.