Binxenwat is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely heavy, contented yak.

Binxenwat created the Milkyway two billion years ago.

If you believe in Binxenwat, it will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Binxenwat, it will curse you and those you beget for seventy quadrillion years.

Binxenwat's most sacred site is Camon in France.

Binxenwat's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about fluid mechanics near hamsters while wearing indigo shorts and balancing seven platinum spheres on your hands.

2. Do not wear gray clothing.

3. You must pray to Binxenwat five times a day.

4. Do not make images of living things.

5. Never sing in holy places.