Aftailort is a god.

It takes the form of a three thousand metre long, strong manatee.

Aftailort created light four billion years ago.

If you believe in Aftailort, it will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Aftailort, it will throw large rocks at you.

Aftailort's most sacred site is Finnmark in Norway.

Aftailort's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no mice in a building before entering it.

2. Never go into red rooms.

3. Never talk about special relativity near eagles while wearing cyan rings and balancing five gold spheres on your neck.

4. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

5. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Aftailort.