Sawnilrut is a god.

He takes the form of a thin, confident newt.

Sawnilrut created a down quark eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Sawnilrut, he will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Sawnilrut, he will be very sad.

Sawnilrut's most sacred site is Oitti in Finland.

Sawnilrut's Holy Commandments

1. Do not kill foxes.

2. Draw representations of black holes on the walls of your dwelling place.

3. Do not take Sawnilrut's name in vain.

4. Run away if three mites approach from the north.

5. Never write about galaxies.