Narzodgub Lidpittail is a god.

It takes the form of a very thin, quiet eagle.

Narzodgub Lidpittail created an up quark eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Narzodgub Lidpittail, it will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Narzodgub Lidpittail, it will turn you into a plant.

Narzodgub Lidpittail's most sacred site is Utti in Finland.

Narzodgub Lidpittail's Holy Commandments

1. Always obey Narzodgub Lidpittail's priests.

2. Do not drink alcohol.

3. Your children must be taught to worship Narzodgub Lidpittail.

4. Never leap in the presence of geese.

5. Never feed garlic to doves while wearing yellow jumpers.