Cimwapstik is a god.

It takes the form of a very heavy, unthinking bat.

Cimwapstik created water three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Cimwapstik, it will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Cimwapstik, it will manifest in front of you.

Cimwapstik's most sacred site is Pialeia in Greece.

Cimwapstik's Holy Commandments

1. Never feed beans to nematodes while wearing trousers.

2. Never look in ponds.

3. Worship no other gods but Cimwapstik.

4. Never sprint near mites.

5. Do not listen to music.