Bogbastfobwee is a god.

She takes the form of a thin, tranquil mole.

Bogbastfobwee created viruses five million years ago.

If you believe in Bogbastfobwee, she will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Bogbastfobwee, she will send minions to preach to you.

Bogbastfobwee's most sacred site is Bogogobo in Botswana.

Bogbastfobwee's Holy Commandments

1. Feed all hungry bats.

2. Do not keep six ants in a large pit.

3. Respect your elders.

4. Always help pigs.

5. Never talk about horses.