Viglidrap is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely thin, emotional mouse.

Viglidrap created everything that exists six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Viglidrap, he will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Viglidrap, he will send twenty two thousand, three hundred, and seventy eight badgers to sort you out.

Viglidrap's most sacred site is Syndendro in Greece.

Viglidrap's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about special relativity near pigs while wearing turquoise coats and balancing five zinc spheres on your chest.

2. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

3. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

4. Viglidrap loves grasshopers, so they must be honoured.

5. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.