Yartyokzag is a god.

It takes the form of a very small, contented parrot.

Yartyokzag created a top quark eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Yartyokzag, it will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Yartyokzag, it will turn you into a sheep.

Yartyokzag's most sacred site is Insel in Germany.

Yartyokzag's Holy Commandments

1. Always treat squirrels with great respect.

2. Do not keep four cats in a large pit.

3. You must love Yartyokzag.

4. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

5. Do not listen to heathen tongues.