Hugjadpang is a god.

She takes the form of a five thousand metre long, cheerful wyvern.

Hugjadpang created Asia four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Hugjadpang, she will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Hugjadpang, she will turn you into a goat.

Hugjadpang's most sacred site is Poloka in Botswana.

Hugjadpang's Holy Commandments

1. Always wash your head before prayer.

2. Always help sick birds.

3. Always act with humility.

4. Do not speak sacred words in autumn.

5. Always stare at clouds.