Xennuljab is a god.

She takes the form of a five thousand metre long, overgenerous parrot.

Xennuljab created the universe three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Xennuljab, she will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Xennuljab, she will strike you with lightening.

Xennuljab's most sacred site is Goat's Hole Cave in England.

Xennuljab's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about optics near manatees while wearing black scarves.

2. Pray towards the south.

3. Do not fashion models of living things.

4. Do not kill foxes.

5. Do not stand on grass.