Genmilbim is a god.

He takes the form of an exceedingly large, impressive dingo.

Genmilbim created matter seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Genmilbim, he will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Genmilbim, he will turn you into a sparrow.

Genmilbim's most sacred site is Brechfa in Wales.

Genmilbim's Holy Commandments

1. Never leap near voles.

2. Never wear yellow corsets.

3. Your children must be taught to worship Genmilbim.

4. Never talk about comets.

5. Always look after injured snakes.