Cussxuckim is a god.

It takes the form of a planet-sized, caring badger.

Cussxuckim created snails two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Cussxuckim, it will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Cussxuckim, it will send three marmosets to sort you out.

Cussxuckim's most sacred site is Altata in Mexico.

Cussxuckim's Holy Commandments

1. Always make a point of helping unfortunate pigs.

2. Shun those given to vanity.

3. Always remove stockings before touching titanium.

4. Do not consume limes at dawn.

5. Never talk about quantum gravity near great tits while wearing yellow trousers.