Gonton is a god.

She takes the form of a chunky, quiet fish.

Gonton created the planet Mars four years ago.

If you believe in Gonton, she will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Gonton, she will not care.

Gonton's most sacred site is Didy in Madagascar.

Gonton's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about special relativity near mites while wearing cyan coats and balancing six gold spheres on your head.

2. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

3. Never write about evolution by means of natural selection.

4. Never adorn your face with purple markings.

5. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.