Ligligwab is a god.

She takes the form of a six thousand metre long, witty octopus.

Ligligwab created a strange quark two years ago.

If you believe in Ligligwab, she will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Ligligwab, she will turn you into a hamster.

Ligligwab's most sacred site is Penpont in Scotland.

Ligligwab's Holy Commandments

1. Do not commit murder.

2. Never eat corn.

3. You must pray to Ligligwab seven times a day.

4. Never talk about amino acids.

5. Never talk about spacetime near manatees while wearing orange scarves and balancing six gold spheres on your head.