Xucflagyog is a god.

She takes the form of a three hundred metre long, irritating mongoose.

Xucflagyog created humankind four years ago.

If you believe in Xucflagyog, she will be happy.

If you do not believe in Xucflagyog, she will have a very low opinion of you.

Xucflagyog's most sacred site is Ans in Denmark.

Xucflagyog's Holy Commandments

1. Never sit in the presence of frogs.

2. Worship no other gods but Xucflagyog.

3. Always stare at clouds.

4. Do not wear silver on your body.

5. Never pour water over plants.