Stragsinhivqueeg is a god.

He takes the form of a huge, fast deer.

Stragsinhivqueeg created the Sun five million years ago.

If you believe in Stragsinhivqueeg, he will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Stragsinhivqueeg, he will strike you with lightening.

Stragsinhivqueeg's most sacred site is Acanceh in Mexico.

Stragsinhivqueeg's Holy Commandments

1. Never tolerate cries in holy places.

2. Never look at asteroids.

3. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

4. Show mercy to disobedient children.

5. Always act with humility.