Omtweeyok is a god.

She takes the form of a giant, competent hydra.

Omtweeyok created a strange quark three million years ago.

If you believe in Omtweeyok, she will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Omtweeyok, she will destroy your favourite solar system.

Omtweeyok's most sacred site is Gara in Hungary.

Omtweeyok's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a giant aluminium sculpture of Omtweeyok in the centre of the settlement.

2. Never talk about spacetime.

3. Never go into gray rooms.

4. Never play with disobedient children.

5. Always treat birds with great respect.