Flowjamsig is a god.

She takes the form of a galaxy-sized, impressive parrot.

Flowjamsig created vertebrates twelve years ago.

If you believe in Flowjamsig, she will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Flowjamsig, she will strike you with lightening.

Flowjamsig's most sacred site is Kgope in Botswana.

Flowjamsig's Holy Commandments

1. Always store melons above ground.

2. Always help sick moths.

3. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

4. Never think about thermodynamics near otters while wearing pink tights and balancing six zinc spheres on your feet.

5. You must love Flowjamsig.