Quamgebzan is a god.

He takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, vain bear.

Quamgebzan created vertebrates eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Quamgebzan, he will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Quamgebzan, he will send minions to preach to you.

Quamgebzan's most sacred site is Syndendro in Greece.

Quamgebzan's Holy Commandments

1. Do not prepare cherries while filled with fear.

2. Always wear plain ear rings during rituals.

3. Always pray immersed in water.

4. Do not keep five snakes in a large pit.

5. Erect a large platinum sculpture of Quamgebzan on top of all buildings.