Biflegfun is a god.

It takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, idiotic hare.

Biflegfun created Africa five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Biflegfun, it will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Biflegfun, it will turn you into an amoeba.

Biflegfun's most sacred site is Pandamatenga in Botswana.

Biflegfun's Holy Commandments

1. Never sit in holy places.

2. Put Biflegfun first in all things.

3. Always help nematodes in need.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

5. Never talk about bacteria.