Gabbitnurt is a god.

It takes the form of a very fat, unselfish dingo.

Gabbitnurt created the Andromeda Galaxy nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Gabbitnurt, it will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Gabbitnurt, it will turn you into a mouse.

Gabbitnurt's most sacred site is Penhale in England.

Gabbitnurt's Holy Commandments

1. Do not speak sacred words in winter.

2. Fast once a month.

3. Never handle copper while unclean.

4. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

5. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.