Vabbinnanken is a god.

He takes the form of a slim, smart rat.

Vabbinnanken created silver eight million years ago.

If you believe in Vabbinnanken, he will be happy.

If you do not believe in Vabbinnanken, he will attempt to scare you with strong winds.

Vabbinnanken's most sacred site is Glastonbury Tor in England.

Vabbinnanken's Holy Commandments

1. Learn three new languages a year.

2. Never travel toward the west during winter.

3. Never record signs.

4. Put Vabbinnanken first in all things.

5. Run away if seven mice approach from the south.