Bossabhot is a god.

She takes the form of a galaxy-sized, sage warg.

Bossabhot created an electron two years ago.

If you believe in Bossabhot, she will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Bossabhot, she will attempt to scare you with hail.

Bossabhot's most sacred site is Daraina in Madagascar.

Bossabhot's Holy Commandments

1. Do not trade with those who eat onions.

2. Never look at asteroids.

3. Put Bossabhot first in all things.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of carbon.

5. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.