Caphigflab is a god.

It takes the form of a gargantuan, awe-inspiring cat.

Caphigflab created Asia three million years ago.

If you believe in Caphigflab, it will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Caphigflab, it will turn you into a giant snail.

Caphigflab's most sacred site is Cuandixia in China.

Caphigflab's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat rice.

2. Do not trade with those who eat gooseberries.

3. Do not wear shoes marked with black.

4. Do not speak of fluid mechanics near sacred fires.

5. Always wear turquoise.