Tamwapdav is a god.

It takes the form of a thin, wise dragonfly.

Tamwapdav created humankind four years ago.

If you believe in Tamwapdav, it will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Tamwapdav, it will refuse to believe in you.

Tamwapdav's most sacred site is Iona in Scotland.

Tamwapdav's Holy Commandments

1. Walk at least nine thousand metres per day.

2. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

3. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

4. Do not wear gold on your body.

5. Never think about archaea.