Wotzanpang is a god.

It takes the form of a minute, fussy squirrel.

Wotzanpang created the Tadpole Galaxy seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Wotzanpang, it will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Wotzanpang, it will ignore you.

Wotzanpang's most sacred site is Pisterzo in Italy.

Wotzanpang's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about gravity near voles while wearing turquoise tights and balancing five iron spheres on your neck.

2. Never hurt hamsters.

3. Hide from indigo pigs for they are unholy.

4. Always treat horses with great respect.

5. Do not keep three birds in a large pit.