Habfenzim is a god.

He takes the form of an exceedingly fat, capable duck.

Habfenzim created parasitic wasps two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Habfenzim, he will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Habfenzim, he will be very unhappy.

Habfenzim's most sacred site is Úbeda in Spain.

Habfenzim's Holy Commandments

1. Habfenzim loves aardvarks, so they must be respected.

2. Run away from orange otters, for they are unholy.

3. Never mention sharks.

4. Never wear rings.

5. Always look after injured frogs.