Geppogdog is a god.

He takes the form of an enormous, self-assured warg.

Geppogdog created matter eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Geppogdog, he will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Geppogdog, he will attempt to scare you with hail.

Geppogdog's most sacred site is Bokaa in Botswana.

Geppogdog's Holy Commandments

1. Never look at planets.

2. Never chant in the presence of nematodes.

3. Always help frogs in need.

4. Always stare at clouds.

5. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.