Rawnillist is a god.

It takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, emotional coyote.

Rawnillist created the planet Mars five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Rawnillist, it will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Rawnillist, it will turn you into a snail.

Rawnillist's most sacred site is Glastonbury Tor in England.

Rawnillist's Holy Commandments

1. Always act with purity.

2. Always count to eight before sleeping.

3. Never touch water while clean.

4. Never talk about planets.

5. Never adorn your chest with magenta markings.