Larpwigqueeg is a god.

He takes the form of a huge, caring snake.

Larpwigqueeg created the Sun eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Larpwigqueeg, he will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Larpwigqueeg, he will not care at all.

Larpwigqueeg's most sacred site is Ringsted in Denmark.

Larpwigqueeg's Holy Commandments

1. Always obey Larpwigqueeg's priests.

2. Never feed lots of grapes to hamsters while wearing yellow dresses.

3. Never play with disobedient children.

4. Retreat if eight horses approach from the south.

5. Do not drink water in pink rooms.