Kencamshavxuckbogweg is a god.

She takes the form of a minute, humorless jellyfish.

Kencamshavxuckbogweg created the planet Mars eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Kencamshavxuckbogweg, she will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Kencamshavxuckbogweg, she will send you a sign.

Kencamshavxuckbogweg's most sacred site is Rautio in Finland.

Kencamshavxuckbogweg's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about moons.

2. Do not drink alcohol.

3. Always obey Kencamshavxuckbogweg's priests.

4. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.