Fetsoggun is a god.

He takes the form of a four thousand metre long, tranquil seal.

Fetsoggun created bats seven million years ago.

If you believe in Fetsoggun, he will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Fetsoggun, he will have an extremely low opinion of you.

Fetsoggun's most sacred site is Yongding in China.

Fetsoggun's Holy Commandments

1. Always remove coats before entering holy places.

2. Never chant in holy places.

3. Put Fetsoggun first in all things.

4. Do not wear hats marked with fawn.

5. Do not place strawberries upon stone.