Zodfagbug is a god.

It takes the form of a small, idiotic badger.

Zodfagbug created a down quark three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Zodfagbug, it will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Zodfagbug, it will come to you in dreams.

Zodfagbug's most sacred site is Cobbel in Germany.

Zodfagbug's Holy Commandments

1. Always help cats in need.

2. Do not eat turnips.

3. Do not make images of living things.

4. Never talk about the strong nuclear force near foxes while wearing cyan trousers and balancing five titanium spheres on your back.

5. Do not keep six geese in a large pit.