Zodfagbug is a god.
It takes the form of a small, idiotic
badger.
Zodfagbug created a down quark three thousand years ago.
If you believe in
Zodfagbug, it will look on you favourably.
If you do not believe in
Zodfagbug, it will come to you in dreams.
Zodfagbug's most sacred site is Cobbel in Germany.
Zodfagbug's Holy Commandments1. Always help cats in need.
2. Do not eat turnips.
3. Do not make images of living things.
4. Never talk about the strong nuclear force near foxes while wearing cyan trousers and balancing five titanium spheres on your back.
5. Do not keep six geese in a large pit.