Rakxuctarp is a god.
It takes the form of a three hundred metre long, awe-inspiring
hippopotamus.
Rakxuctarp created Africa eight quadrillion years ago.
If you believe in
Rakxuctarp, it will ignore you forever.
If you do not believe in
Rakxuctarp, it will turn you into a giant slug.
Rakxuctarp's most sacred site is Avebury Stone Circle in England.
Rakxuctarp's Holy Commandments1. Rakxuctarp must be the most important thing in your life.
2. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.
3. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.
4. Run away from gray porpoises, for they are unholy.
5. Never talk about special relativity.