Limrengov is a god.

He takes the form of a three hundred metre long, slow centaur.

Limrengov created a quark nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Limrengov, he will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Limrengov, he will hide angry, poisonous spiders in your dwelling place.

Limrengov's most sacred site is Zlatolist in Bulgaria.

Limrengov's Holy Commandments

1. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

2. Never play with disobedient children.

3. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

4. Never leap in the presence of swans.

5. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Limrengov.