Hapfodomin is a god.

It takes the form of a chunky, boastful sheep.

Hapfodomin created the planet Earth six million years ago.

If you believe in Hapfodomin, it will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Hapfodomin, it will turn you into a slug.

Hapfodomin's most sacred site is Manakuppam in India.

Hapfodomin's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of platinum.

2. Always wear red.

3. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

4. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

5. Hapfodomin must be the most important thing in your life.