Betmaphityarp is a god.

She takes the form of a very long, amazing giraffe.

Betmaphityarp created parasitic wasps eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Betmaphityarp, she will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Betmaphityarp, she will hide angry, poisonous spiders in your dwelling place.

Betmaphityarp's most sacred site is Vandet in Denmark.

Betmaphityarp's Holy Commandments

1. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

2. Always look after injured dolphins.

3. Do not fashion models of living things.

4. Betmaphityarp loves eagles, so they must be honoured.

5. You must love Betmaphityarp.