Rigfigrap is a god.

He takes the form of a galaxy-sized, intelligent dugong.

Rigfigrap created the Sol system eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Rigfigrap, he will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Rigfigrap, he will hide angry, poisonous spiders in your dwelling place.

Rigfigrap's most sacred site is Crugybar in Wales.

Rigfigrap's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no swans in a building before entering it.

2. Never think about stars.

3. Never talk about black holes.

4. Do not shave your legs.

5. Erect a giant white sculpture of Rigfigrap in the centre of the settlement.