Vadxucpop is a god.

He takes the form of a rotund, omnipotent horse.

Vadxucpop created snails seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Vadxucpop, he will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Vadxucpop, he will turn you into a rock.

Vadxucpop's most sacred site is Evol in France.

Vadxucpop's Holy Commandments

1. Do not prepare peanuts while filled with joy.

2. Do not trade with those who eat figs.

3. Do not speak sacred words in winter.

4. Never adorn your head with turquoise markings.

5. Shrews are not to be trusted.