Wodjipgon Cemdinyattin is a god.

It takes the form of a large, omnipotent pig.

Wodjipgon Cemdinyattin created the Large Magellanic Cloud eight million years ago.

If you believe in Wodjipgon Cemdinyattin, it will be happy.

If you do not believe in Wodjipgon Cemdinyattin, it will try to impress you with rainbows.

Wodjipgon Cemdinyattin's most sacred site is Insel in Germany.

Wodjipgon Cemdinyattin's Holy Commandments

1. Always make a point of helping unfortunate foxes.

2. Do not gather at bridges at dusk.

3. Walk at least nine thousand metres per day.

4. Erect a large platinum sculpture of Wodjipgon Cemdinyattin on top of all buildings.

5. Never eat bark.