Budzangof is a god.

He takes the form of a slender, proud walrus.

Budzangof created parasitic wasps two years ago.

If you believe in Budzangof, he will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Budzangof, he will be very unhappy.

Budzangof's most sacred site is Glastonbury Tor in England.

Budzangof's Holy Commandments

1. Feed all hungry voles.

2. Look mercifully on unfortunate whales.

3. Do not chop down trees.

4. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Do not kill gulls.