Sagnegzan is a god.

She takes the form of a planet-sized, confident goose.

Sagnegzan created an atom two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Sagnegzan, she will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Sagnegzan, she will cry a lot.

Sagnegzan's most sacred site is Poloka in Botswana.

Sagnegzan's Holy Commandments

1. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

2. Always pray immersed in water.

3. Never write about comets.

4. Show mercy to disobedient children.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of gold.