Hudvogtail is a god.

She takes the form of a slender, unsympathetic jellyfish.

Hudvogtail created the world eight million years ago.

If you believe in Hudvogtail, she will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Hudvogtail, she will be mildly annoyed.

Hudvogtail's most sacred site is Ans in Denmark.

Hudvogtail's Holy Commandments

1. Never allow birds to witness sacred rites.

2. Do not record secrets concerning asteroids.

3. Always face the north before speaking sacred words.

4. Never think about optics.

5. Never talk about moons.