Misguncem is a god.

She takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, all-powerful toad.

Misguncem created dark matter eight million years ago.

If you believe in Misguncem, she will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Misguncem, she will try to impress you with rainbows.

Misguncem's most sacred site is Shengyou in China.

Misguncem's Holy Commandments

1. Look mercifully on unfortunate swans.

2. Never eat green fruit.

3. Walk at least nine thousand metres per day.

4. Never wear tights.

5. Never mention capybaras.