Kemfubjen Tarpmapdim is a god.

It takes the form of a small, cheerful fox.

Kemfubjen Tarpmapdim created the planet Earth six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Kemfubjen Tarpmapdim, it will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Kemfubjen Tarpmapdim, it will turn you into a worm.

Kemfubjen Tarpmapdim's most sacred site is Saint Cado in France.

Kemfubjen Tarpmapdim's Holy Commandments

1. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

2. Respect your elders.

3. Do not make images of living things.

4. Never think about planets.

5. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Kemfubjen Tarpmapdim.