Hakbugfut is a god.

He takes the form of a very heavy, unthinking butterfly.

Hakbugfut created vertebrates eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Hakbugfut, he will not care.

If you do not believe in Hakbugfut, he will hide angry, venomous snakes in your dwelling place.

Hakbugfut's most sacred site is Neravy in India.

Hakbugfut's Holy Commandments

1. Never go into orange rooms.

2. Always pray immersed in water.

3. Never hurt porpoises.

4. Do not hurt gulls.

5. Never look in ponds.