Pinflagfig is a god.

It takes the form of a rotund, strong hydra.

Pinflagfig created the cosmos three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Pinflagfig, it will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Pinflagfig, it will turn you into a duck.

Pinflagfig's most sacred site is Gorslas in Wales.

Pinflagfig's Holy Commandments

1. Do not hurt goats.

2. Do not speak about limes.

3. Never go into white rooms.

4. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Always help grasshopers.