Lamflycumtofsab is a god.

She takes the form of a rotund, merciless bee.

Lamflycumtofsab created energy three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Lamflycumtofsab, she will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Lamflycumtofsab, she will jump up and down on your head.

Lamflycumtofsab's most sacred site is Corsock in Scotland.

Lamflycumtofsab's Holy Commandments

1. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

2. Never play with disobedient children.

3. Lamflycumtofsab must be the most important thing in your life.

4. Never eat figs.

5. Never think about evolution by means of natural selection.