Safstiksiddussjanfigmabgil is a god.

It takes the form of a very heavy, impressive centaur.

Safstiksiddussjanfigmabgil created the Andromeda Galaxy five billion years ago.

If you believe in Safstiksiddussjanfigmabgil, it will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Safstiksiddussjanfigmabgil, it will throw large rocks at you.

Safstiksiddussjanfigmabgil's most sacred site is Laurila in Finland.

Safstiksiddussjanfigmabgil's Holy Commandments

1. Run away from green tortoises, for they are unholy.

2. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

3. Never think about stars.

4. Safstiksiddussjanfigmabgil loves mites, so they must be respected.

5. Do not drink water in purple rooms.