Cinzigquaf is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely large, self-confident jackal.

Cinzigquaf created dark matter seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Cinzigquaf, he will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Cinzigquaf, he will attempt to scare you with hail.

Cinzigquaf's most sacred site is Vestfold in Norway.

Cinzigquaf's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a large iron sculpture of Cinzigquaf on top of all buildings.

2. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

3. Never talk about black holes.

4. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

5. Do not take Cinzigquaf's name in vain.